Your name is EQUIUS ZAHHAK and you are THREE SWEEPS OLD. You love being STRONG. Recently, your strength has become a problem as you've begun to INJURE YOUR LUSUS while hugging and petting him. You're 100% certain this problem can be resolved if he just trains a bit and becomes STRONGER.
You love collecting pictures of TINY FAUNA, particularly those that possess hooved feet. Looking at these images helps to quell the perpetual undercurrent of rage that courses through your very being. You've also started to construct robots that you BEAT THE WIRING OUT OF in caged brawls. While fighting one of them, your horn snapped off, but you consider the scarred nub a BADGE OF HONOR earned in fierce and savage mechanical combat.
D —> I have acquired si% hundred followers
D —> This pleases me
D —> That means there are si% hundred people out there with e%cellent taste